Beat up the Easter Bunny.

Beat up Mooby.

KO Adoughbo.

Damage an old lady.

Liberate a baby from his stroller.

Pick up a sockful-o-quarters.

Grab a hockey stick.

Grab a skateboard.

Pick up a bra.

Smash the crane game.

Smash a mannequin.

Launch an air hockey puck off the ground.

Get hit in the face with a pair of panties.

Throw an enemy at another enemy.

Game over in the first level.

Unlock hard mode.

Beat hard mode.

Clear the shopping cart run without taking a hit.

Clear the game in one run without a Game Over.

Clear hard mode in one run without a Game Over.