Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Invade Bay City

Invade Albion

Invade Takoshima

Invade Tunguska

Invade Solaris

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Phone home

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Complete all odd jobs

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Collect all posters

Collect all songs

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)