Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Win the title bout!

Thrash the Goathenge

Do no evil

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

(1) 

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

(1) 

Hold your own concert

Travel to space!

I'm sorry about my goat

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Fight the turtle

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Lick the Hanging Glider

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

(1) 

Finish all manual quests

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Find all the blocks

(4) 

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

(2) 

Buy all hats

Find all collectibles on level 2

(5) 

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Eat 50 food items in one game

(1) 

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Craft all items in one game

 

Survive 10 days

Craft all the weapons in one game

 

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Enjoy your trip

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Baa with the choir

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Jörgen

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

 

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Jump on the launchpad

Get deviously trapped again

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Do a card trick at the magician

Visit all zones on the MMO level

It never erupts when you want it to.

Trash the server room

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

 

Just finish that one LAST job.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Wear 30 masks at once

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

A Trip to the Moon.

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

Destroy All Freighters

Gather $1000000

Run Wild With The Podrunner

Find All The Pony Horses

(1) 

Find All Collectibles

 

Visit The Badehaus

Complete Test Chambers

Tag 10 Walls

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

Blow Up All Pirate Ships